I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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