Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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