She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
