Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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