meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think my moral compass just broke
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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