he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize