need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
