I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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