I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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