roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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