Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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