I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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