did you get engaged???
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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