im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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