I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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