quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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