He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
love makes seman taste better
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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