I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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