I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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