talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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