I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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