we made out on top of his cat.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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