I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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