just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I intend to get homeless drunk
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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