we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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