Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
