KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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