omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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