thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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