I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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