i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Do plants get herpes?
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