so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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