I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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