Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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