only if we run a train.
done.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Then you guys just all showered together...?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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