Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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