i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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