I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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