he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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