You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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