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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  have you facebook stalked him yet?

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  No, I don’t know his last name...

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  Just google his license plate numb

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  well most of my day revolves around power hour

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  what do i owe you?

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  $237.46 to be exact.

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  if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.

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  Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended

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