They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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