what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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