I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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