i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
whose parrot is this?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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