I want to make a zoo with you.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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