don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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