the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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