well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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