well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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