i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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