no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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