I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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