Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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